So it starts out...

Kinda like Chrono Trigger, actually. It's like I'm watching someone else play a pixellated game, complete with random hero, which I somehow know is me.

So I (the character) walk down a nicely-lit hallway (also pixellated and real at the same time... dunno how i'm seeing two things at once but OH WELL) towards a dining room. So I go into the dining room, see a huge spread, and start to eat. Somehow i know it's for me.

Sometime later, I finish and exit, and go into a nearby lavatory (don't know why a modern bathroom is in a castle; yes, modern). There's a cute anime-styled maid in here, and everything takes on an anime style itself. She starts talking about something really random, like me slaying a dragon or something and winning the castle from said deed. And winning her. At this point i'm really confused, when she starts doing acts which will not be mentioned here for sake of USE YOUR IMAGINATION MWHAHAHAHAHA and then i leave the bathroom, a really horrid sight inside O_o

Next is a dungeon place where a guy with fangs starts blathering on about how it's his destiny to take me down and rule the vampire race. And maybe the werewolves. Anyway, i grab an overcompensat-o-sword and casually swing its heft around with one hand. Dunno how i'm suddenly so strong. I whack the guy upside the face, and he collapses to the ground.

He starts getting up while I yawn and whack him on the head with a *boff* sound and feel. I start doing this more and more, simply because it seems like fun and suddenly, he's no longer a he, he's a little girl who's naked and crying, yet her mouth is open and her tongue is lolling out of her mouth like she's enjoying it sexually. Whereupon she holds herself "open" and i engage in acts with her which again, i won't reproduce here. Although, i WILL mention that in my dreams, i often experience the sensation of touch. And tonight was no different. Interpret that as you will.

And then I woke up, wondering just what the hell i was dreaming about.

More dreams ahead, maybe?


Oh yeah and after 4 months of searching, I'm finally one of the masses of the employed!